Monday, June 30, 2008

Pinoy Text Jokes

  • Dati ang gamot sa sakit ng ulo ay kispirin at yakapsul. Ngayon hindi na daw uso yun. Ano na uso? BIOGESEX!
  • Imagine life without girls..phone silent, malls empty, no valentine, no condoms, no cosmetics, no flowers, no noise, and.. mamatay sa tuwa ang mga bakla.
  • Magsusuicide si pedro, pag akyat sa building pumikit at sinabi "Lord, please give me a sign!" Pag mulat ng mata, billboard ni NIKE: "JUST DO IT"
  • Pag gising ko, ikaw kaagad isip ko, mahal kita, gusto ko palagi magkasama tayo. mahalaga ka sa akin, napakahalaga, ayoko mawala ka, oh my nokia.
  • Minsan sumakay ako ng jeep. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin sakin.Ayaw nila kimibo naka titig lang sila. may naglakas ng loob at sinabi, "Di ka ba nakakaintindi ng FAMILY USE?"

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Proverbs and Sayings Text Messages

  • When you realize how hard it is to change yourself… You will begin to understand what little chances we have of changing others.
  • The heart hides what you can’t say, but the eyes say what you try to hide.
  • Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved.
  • Everyday, find out who you are and be that. Decide which comes first and do that. Discover your strength and use them. Learn not to compete with others because no one else is in contest of being you.
  • To meet and to part is the way of life, but to part and to meet is the hope of life.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

SMS Love Quotes 4

  • You don’t have to rush into falling in love, for love never runs out. Even if they make fun of you because your single, just tell them, 'God is just busy writing the best love story for me.'
  • Dear God you’ve given me valuable hours each day. May I use a few seconds to say thank for giving me the gift of knowing someone as nice d one reading this.
  • You don’t have to be perfect to let somebody love you the way you wanted to be loved! Always remember that being simple is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you.
  • When a person loves you, you should be thankful and in return show your love and care. Know why? Coz there are a lot people willing to love that person even more but then that person still choose to love you.
  • People have the freedom to love to choose who we give our hearts to. But whats the use of this freedom if the person you love also has the freedom not to love you back?

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Friendship Text Messages 2

  • Friends are like buttons on the elevator; they will either bring you up or take you down… Choose the people you want to call friends… and get yourself on the right door.
  • A friend is here to care and respect to share and help to listen and understand. So wherever you are and whatever you do, always remember a loving friend is always here for you.
  • I’m glad friendship doesn’t come with price tags. If it did, I’d never afford someone as great as you.
  • Friendship is like a plant, it needs attention, care and love. If you forget or neglect one, it will die. So, heres my attention and care for you cause you are such a dear friend.
  • How long we will be friends? Do you have a clue? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. Morning!

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Good Morning Text Messages

  • Mornings are the best part of the day! It’s a sign that God loves you by giving us another day to live and Glorify Him! And a chance to greet our friends, a good morning.
  • It’s a new Day! Lets speak with kindness, act with humility, and let God be ever present in our hearts! May your day be filled with His love. A Blessed morning.
  • Every little hello, every little smile can touch somebody’s heart. May you find hundreds of reasons to smile today and may you be the reason for someone else smile.
  • Ordinary mornings become special when an ordinary person takes time out to greet someone special. Have a great day.
  • Angels don’t have wings; they have cellphones too that’s why this angel of yours is texting you right now, greeting you a warm hello and wishing you a blessed day.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Spiritual Text Messages

  • Life continues whatever happens! All we need is to be positive and be brave with all the challenges we encounter. faith in God is still best armor.
  • God makes us brave when we are afraid, makes us strong when we are weak, but most of all he teaches us to hold on to him when things keep on falling..
  • Obeying God sometimes seems the hardest road to take. but in the long run it is the only the lifestyle that brings real peace and genuine joy. God Bless.
  • We are tested by major changes, deleyed promises, imposible problems, unanswered prayers, and deserve criticism and even senseless tragedies. But the good news is that GOD wants us to pass the test of life. So he never allows the test we face to be greater than the grace he gaves us to handle them.
  • Everything about the future is uncertain but one thing is for sure, God had already arranged all our tomorrows... We just have to trust in Him as He leads.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Love Text Messages 7

  • Touch my heart and you will feel.. Listen to my heart and you will hear..Look into my heart and you will see that you'll always be a special part of me.
  • Think about this: "Anyone can make you happy by doing something special, but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything."
  • There are only few people in this world who are born to love seriously. You are lucky if one of that few is.. Inlove with you.
  • "What is the cure for love at first sight?" the philosopher replied.. "..Take a second look..This time closer.."
  • "Being kind is much more important than being right.. For sometimes what a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens...


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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Missing You Text Messages

  • Between the thousand yesterday, and a million tomorrows, theres only one today, and i wouldn't let this day pass without saying this to you... i miss you.
  • Don't be to good, i might miss you. Don't be to caring, i might like you. Don't be too sweet, i might fall for you. And its hard for me to love when you wont love me at all.
  • I asked God to hug you tight, I asked the sun to keep you company through the day, I asked the morning breeze to blow you my wonderful smile and I asked the clouds to grant your wishes today.
  • My eyes were open, i search for you. My mind is wit and every second its you, and i slept, i dreamed of you, and then i've been thinking why? My heart answered me, All i want is you.
  • To disturb you by the beep of your phone only mean that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you on this very moment.


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