Funny Naughty SMS

• A Chinese woman married an English man. She can’t speak English, at the grocery. She wanted to buy pork leg, she showed her legs. Next day, she needed chicken breast, she showed her breast. Third day, she brought along her husband, she wanted sausage. What did she do? Of course Her husband can speak English right?

• Cucumber are better than men because: They are at least 6 inches long, stay hard for at least a week, easy to pickup, and they wont ask ‘am I the best?’ ‘How was it?’.

• Why men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.

• What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

• Love is not measured by hugging, kissing, and sex. its all about trust, respect and accepting a person with open legs, close eyes, with lips and saying 'push it more.'