Funny Text Messages

• Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven, before i could start writing, I laugh when i heard you shouts..EXTRA PAPER PLS....

• Everybody must face their fears, Sometimes it helps to become stronger. So don’t be afraid to face your fears. Go ahead… Go face the mirror! No fear!

• We click together cause you think I’m nice and I think you are nice, you think im fun, you think I can be trusted, I think you can be trusted, you think I’m cute and I think you are right.

• I saw something in a shop window that looked smart, cute, and was cool. I was supposed to buy it for you… till I realized it was only my reflection.

• I want to start the day by texting the cutest, the most handsome, the most intelligent person I know… But he is still sleeping, so I text you instead. Hahaha…